Saturday, July 11, 2009

Art: It Tires You Out.

I was up and showered early for a Saturday as there was the chance I would have to go and give the first cemetery tour of the season. Turns out I didn't but it's alright as Donny and I were ready for the day so we caught the 9:45 bus to go the the Art Museum.

It's been months since Donovan and I have taken the stroller with us. He's been so good about walking and I'm just as happy having one less thing to lug around with us. So, in going to the museum, I was thinking we'd walk around for maybe an hour and then catch the bus home for somebody's naptime. We got as far as the first gallery and Donovan started to have a meltdown. Luckily, the museum has free strollers so we went back, packed him up and were on our way.

Back in the days when I was a museum docent, we were very strict about people not taking photos. But that was back when phones had dials and ladies wore bustles and cameras were big boxes on tripods. I sheepishly took a couple of phone photos of the boy and, when no one accosted me, I took a few more:
It's hard to see but I hung the little tag they give you from his pacifier. I thought that was hysterical but no one--including Donovan--seemed to notice. Oh well.

I took Donovan into one of the video installations (Migration, by Doug Aitken) not knowing if he'd like or if it would scar him for life. As usual with art, he was more interested in the bench I was sitting on. At first. Then he started to notice the images, which were a variety of wild animals in hotel rooms. Donovan gradually started to watch and, while I would'nt say he was enthralled or even interacting, at least he noticed it. Thank God: sometimes I worry...
This was the photo I took to see if I could get away with taking photos. Not a big fan of this particular piece but the sentiment is nice.
Donovan posed in front of a portrait of Joseph Woodwell. Woodwell is one of my Homewood cemetery people, plus he was buddies with Frick so I got to talk about him alot when I was a Frick docent. What I didn't realize until today is that this portrait is by Thomas Eakins. That buys old Woodwell some street cred, doesn't it?
I had to get a photo of my favorite boy in front of my favorite artist, Fernand Khnopff (the painting is Portrait of Madeleine Mabille)
And finally, what visit to the Carnegie could be complete with out posing your 2 year old son in front of Christ and the Disciples at Emmaus by Pascal Adolphe Jean Dagnan-Bouveret?

We did end up spending just about an hour there and then we hightailed it home. Between being lazy and having bare cupboards I ordered out for lunch and the poor kid had to wait for his nap. He was gearing up for crankiness but, the good news is that once his head hit the pillow it was Lights Out. In fact, I almost felt jipped: naptime is usually the time I get to play with the kid and curl up with him to get him to go to sleep--this time he went without me!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Skinny Boy Waters Dad's Tomatoes




And in case you were wondering how those shorts stay up when the boy is such a freakin' string bean:

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Observation in Haiku

For a kid who thinks
6 raisins consitute lunch
he sure poops alot.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hooray For the Red, White and Blue

Happy 4th!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Saturday Watering Can



This kept him busy enough that I was able to pull up 4 big grocery bags full of weeds: Win-Win!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Fierce

I've been good about not taking naked photos of the boy for "posterity" (read: "blackmail"). I have taken some good photos of him, tho, where my work as a stylist may one day be called into question. I, personally, like both outfits in the following photos. Bear in mind that I also still wear the big rhinestone brooches I collected as a New Wave 80's High Schooler. Anyhow, here's this year's model:

Jackpot!

Oh.

My.

GOD.

I have July 3 off from work and Donovan's daycare WILL be in session.

That means I have an ACTUAL DAY OFF WITHOUT THE KID.

I feel like I should be wearing a tiara and holding 3 dozen red American Beauty roses.

What to do, what to do, what to do? So many options:

* clothes shop
* wash the windows in the front room
* rearrange the front room which is still in its Make Room For The Christmas Tree configuration
* weed the garden plots and trim back the ivy from the old driveway
* cook up a storm
* bake fancy things that require a relatively large amount of attention
* see a movie
* find a date for cocktails in the afternoon

If you are getting ready to place your vote I should explain that the clothes shopping is not of the Girls Love To Shop! variety. Its more of the Oh My God I Only Own Work Clothes I Don't Want to Wear Work Clothes On The Week End variety.

Wow. An unadulterated day off! I love my kid but I cannot express how much I need this.